The coffee is metaphorical. The dessert is a wormhole-driving android who accidentally thawed a zombie horde.
Welcome to Crunkeyland. Orphan revival through present day. Ten thousand years of wizard lore, Sumerian hulls, and an ignored race that never left Earth after Terra abandonment.
Watch guide
The voice is the original CFD Crunkeyland and Characters tape. Comic plates hold the big beats. Pixel-cast cards from CrunkeyLand Cast and Ringer Leader Investments step in between chapters.
- 0:00 Crunk Town open
- 0:23 The roster — King, Dale, Chrys
- 0:44 Cowboy Dan
- 1:20 Leon J. Skrumpf arrives via wormhole
- 1:51 Dale Gherkins and Disco Dan
- 2:13 The Ringers, then Chrys vs Merlin
- 2:38 Ape-N-FC — Lights Out, Jonathan Green, Android 107
- 4:07 Time Flies
- 4:57 King Crunkey accepts the duty
The roster
The tape is reading posts that already live on this site. The revival points at them. It does not replace them.
- King Crunkey and MooonKey
- Cowboy Dan
- Leon J. Skrumpf, IAF
- Dale o’Gherkins
- Disco Dan
- Yogi o’Yieldy
- Randy Ringer
- Rodger Ringer
- Chrys Tal
- Jake Paul, Fight Club Tribute
- FC Tribute Jonathan Green
- Intern 8082
- Time Flies
- Weekend Update, January 14 2023
The through line
Build the team. Work the system. Keep going when the friction picks up.
Zombies, fight clubs, wormhole arrivals, collapsed stablecoins. The mythology and the newsletter run the same play. Next time we will see if the moon franchise opens.
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