..Mr. Skrumpf originated of the Interstellar Sect of Androids but never Learned to Code.. ..and so he ended up only being able to find work as a Wormhole Driver. It was a simple, boring life for Leon but what can you expect from someone who still uses Pandora. ..the Andromeda Galaxy and Floki Fractal wereContinue reading “Leon J. Skrumpf, IAF”
Category Archives: Short Stories
Disco Dan
Disco Dan taught Dale o’Gherkins everything he knows about music. Disco Dan is not a big fan of Crypto, or electronic music for that matter, but he is caught tapping along to the beat whenever Dale o’G gets the vibes right.. Mostly Dan keeps to himself, cutting the grass with scissors for a few hoursContinue reading “Disco Dan”
Rodger Ringer
/2a – Rodger Ringer – Crunk #6747/ – Rodger is Randy’s older brother and is another cofounder of RingLeader Investments and also the Dean of Training at Ape-In FC. – Coach Rodger orchestrates one of the finest training academies in Crunktown, with Coaches for all modern skills! /2b – Rodger Ringer – Crunk #6747/ –Continue reading “Rodger Ringer”
Dale o’Gherkins
Dale o’Gherkins aka Dale G | Dale OG | Big DoG the Crunkeyland Vibe Regulator and Manager of Banana Hammocks Crunk Cafe and Nightclub joined Crunkeyland after being chosen for the OG Crunkeyland mission by impressing upon Young Crunkey at a Crunktown DJ competition. He knows all of the modern classics and even some ofContinue reading “Dale o’Gherkins”
Uncle Paul
Uncle Paul aka Scrappy the Trainer is King Crunkey’s uncle who saved young Crunkey after the Wild Zombie stampede and who nominated Young Crunkey to lead the OG mission to Crunkeyland. Uncle Paul is now the training manager and bout coordinator at Ape-In Boxing Club. —Dale Gherkins on Uncle Paul via Twitter (@11brose)“..to know UncleContinue reading “Uncle Paul”
Randy Ringer
/1a – Randy Ringer – Crunk #2873/ – Randy is the co-founder and talent scout at RingLeader Investment Company – Most of his days are spent haggling with Cowboys for fairly priced Zombies to keep his Fight Club Arena – Ape-In FC – well-stocked with sparring partners /1b – Randy Ringer – Crunk #2873/ –Continue reading “Randy Ringer”
Zigzwanathan Zugzwang aka Ziggy Zug or ZugZ
/King Crunkey’s alter-Ape..and gaming bro..born in Crunk Forest during a lightning storm. ..if anything ever happens to Crunkey, ZugZ will know what to do. When ZugZ isn’t advising King Crunkey, he plays chess with Chrys Tal to earn coaching rewards and clout tokens. ZugZ has a lot of Clout..all of it earned through hardwork andContinue reading “Zigzwanathan Zugzwang aka Ziggy Zug or ZugZ”
Chrys Tal the Wizard Chess Champion
Manager of 0xrangutang Chex ♣︎. He also is Ziggy Zug’s Chess Coach and joined Crunkeyland through the wormhole portal from Crunktown. Watch out at the poker table, Chrys is an absolute card shark too..sometimes ZugZ uses his Ape-clout and collateral to sponsor Chrys Tal during tournaments!Chrys was born blind, tall, and lanky. However, he wasContinue reading “Chrys Tal the Wizard Chess Champion”
Jake Paul, Fight Club Tribute
Jake Paul aka Lights Out is Uncle Paul’s Son; King Crunkey’s formerly-crackhead, saved-by-boxing cousin, who joined Crunkeyland with Leon Skum and Jeff from IT in Lunar Cohort 2021 during a test transit of the glitch drive wormhole between Crunktown->Crunkeyland. Jake prefers his nickname Lights Out so he isn’t “mistaken for that stupid fuckin YouTube punk.”Continue reading “Jake Paul, Fight Club Tribute”
AB-FC Tribute 107
/3a – FC Tribute #107/ ..did @crunks_nft say FightClub.. ..if you are looking for a place to wager your bets, Android 107 is as reliable as one can be.. ..although minimal on the features, this southpaw has an unbreakable jaw.&.always carries its own weight..usually an underdog..
Coffee for Dessert 