Jake Paul aka Lights Out is Uncle Paul’s Son; King Crunkey’s formerly-crackhead, saved-by-boxing cousin, who joined Crunkeyland with Leon Skum and Jeff from IT in Lunar Cohort 2021 during a test transit of the glitch drive wormhole between Crunktown->Crunkeyland. Jake prefers his nickname Lights Out so he isn’t “mistaken for that stupid fuckin YouTube punk.”Continue reading “Jake Paul, Fight Club Tribute”
/3a – FC Tribute #107/ ..did @crunks_nft say FightClub.. ..if you are looking for a place to wager your bets, Android 107 is as reliable as one can be.. ..although minimal on the features, this southpaw has an unbreakable jaw.&.always carries its own weight..usually an underdog..
/4a – FC Tribute #939 – Jon Green / ..Rodger Ringer has a few prized fighters in his corner at Ape-In Fight Club, and none so fierce as Old Mean Jonathan Green.. — Jon learned to fight in the alley behind the pub as a young lad and remains undefeated in sanctioned fights #crunks
..all of the CrunkeyLand Tales can be told here by Intern 8082, who was a chosen by King Crunkey from a lottery of 9,999 participants who wanted to join the OG mission to Crunkeyland. The winner is required to document the mission and report back to Crunktown weekly, and so here we are..Intern 8082 reportingContinue reading “Intern 8082 aka Brose o’Ghost”
..young Crunkey was nominated to lead the OG Crunkeyland Mission by Uncle Paul who also negotiated for his friend Ringer to provide the necessary collateral to initiate the mission. In acceptance of his duty, young Crunkey became King Crunkey, and began building the essential leadership team for the journey. Once everyone made their commits toContinue reading “King Crunkey and MooonKey lead the OG Crunkeyland Mission”
Land Manager by Day, Zombie Wrangler by Duty and 11% owner of Ape-In Fight Club.Cowboy Dan is OG Crunk who happened to be minted among select a class of 25 other Gentle-Sers — — a Cowboy life proved to be exhilarating and worthwhile ride for Dan back in the first expansion of the internet, andContinue reading “Cowboy Dan”
-unOfficial Finace Guru- Yieldy is a free man, born with diamond hands nevertheless, he chooses to serve as Ringer’s sidekick and also as King Crunkey’s accountant. “Discipline equals freedom” is his mantra..pretty much the only thing he ever says..mostly he just points at hot charts..and reinvests airdrops.—/10a – Yogi o’Yieldy – Crunk #7973/ ..many ofContinue reading “Yogi o’Yieldy, uOFG”
/9a – OG Steezy – Crunk #5206/ — Steezy is steezy — ..fresh flow so breezy.. ..for now let’s just take it easy–aiight! — ..OG Steezy joined RingLeader Investments for all the perks of eMCee-ing at Ape-In Fight Club Events..plus, Steezy is known to back a few prized fighters!
/6a – Hazey Blaise – Crunk #8501/ — Blaise grew up around Crunktown and has always kept it real chill..lately he keeps busy assisting with the seasonal pHaze harvests — Blaise really enjoys taking a good hike, but only when the weather is good and the winds are low!
Stinger is the herb manager and joint roller at Kush & Myrrh Supply Co. Young Crunkey grew up with Sting and they have a deep history back in Crunktown..Stinger’s dad, Ringer, is a best friend of Uncle Paul; (King Crunkey’s Uncle Paul was pretty much a father to young Crunkey.) ..Ringer and Uncle Paul —Continue reading “Steve Stinger”