CFD Daily Forecast: April-8

..mic check 1-2-one-two…CFD Daily Forecast is Live!! …let’s hear from Dale first… ..as you may or may not know…vibes is life..good vibes good life..happy kids happy wife…all that jazz comes around and goes around…wise ones know to chill when we feel all safe and sound..jah feel.. ..this week i’m vibing as if the year isContinue reading “CFD Daily Forecast: April-8”

CFD Daily Forecast: April-1

..April Fool’s..JK..who are we kidding…CFD Daily Forecast is Live!! …let’s hear from Dale first… ..as you may or may not know…vibes is life..good vibes good life..happy kids happy wife…all that jazz comes around and goes around…wise ones know to chill when we feel all safe and sound..jah feel.. ..this week i’m vibing as if theContinue reading “CFD Daily Forecast: April-1”

Leon J. Skrumpf, IAF

..Mr. Skrumpf originated of the Interstellar Sect of Androids but never Learned to Code.. ..and so he ended up only being able to find work as a Wormhole Driver. It was a simple, boring life for Leon but what can you expect from someone who still uses Pandora. ..the Andromeda Galaxy and Floki Fractal wereContinue reading “Leon J. Skrumpf, IAF”

Rodger Ringer

/2a – Rodger Ringer – Crunk #6747/ – Rodger is Randy’s older brother and is another cofounder of RingLeader Investments and also the Dean of Training at Ape-In FC. – Coach Rodger orchestrates one of the finest training academies in Crunktown, with Coaches for all modern skills! /2b – Rodger Ringer – Crunk #6747/ –Continue reading “Rodger Ringer”

Dale o’Gherkins

Dale o’Gherkins aka Dale G | Dale OG | Big DoG the Crunkeyland Vibe Regulator and Manager of Banana Hammocks Crunk Cafe and Nightclub joined Crunkeyland after being chosen for the OG Crunkeyland mission by impressing upon Young Crunkey at a Crunktown DJ competition. He knows all of the modern classics and even some ofContinue reading “Dale o’Gherkins”

Uncle Paul

Uncle Paul aka Scrappy the Trainer is King Crunkey’s uncle who saved young Crunkey after the Wild Zombie stampede and who nominated Young Crunkey to lead the OG mission to Crunkeyland. Uncle Paul is now the training manager and bout coordinator at Ape-In Boxing Club. —Dale Gherkins on Uncle Paul via Twitter (@11brose)“..to know UncleContinue reading “Uncle Paul”

Randy Ringer

/1a – Randy Ringer – Crunk #2873/ – Randy is the co-founder and talent scout at RingLeader Investment Company – Most of his days are spent haggling with Cowboys for fairly priced Zombies to keep his Fight Club Arena – Ape-In FC – well-stocked with sparring partners /1b – Randy Ringer – Crunk #2873/ –Continue reading “Randy Ringer”

Zigzwanathan Zugzwang aka Ziggy Zug or ZugZ

/King Crunkey’s alter-Ape..and gaming bro..born in Crunk Forest during a lightning storm. ..if anything ever happens to Crunkey, ZugZ will know what to do. When ZugZ isn’t advising King Crunkey, he plays chess with Chrys Tal to earn coaching rewards and clout tokens. ZugZ has a lot of Clout..all of it earned through hardwork andContinue reading “Zigzwanathan Zugzwang aka Ziggy Zug or ZugZ”

Chrys Tal the Wizard Chess Champion

Manager of 0xrangutang Chex ♣︎. He also is Ziggy Zug’s Chess Coach and joined Crunkeyland through the wormhole portal from Crunktown. Watch out at the poker table, Chrys is an absolute card shark too..sometimes ZugZ uses his Ape-clout and collateral to sponsor Chrys Tal during tournaments!Chrys was born blind, tall, and lanky. However, he wasContinue reading “Chrys Tal the Wizard Chess Champion”