# Uncle Paul

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- Published: 2021-11-14T11:44:49-06:00
- Author: CoffeeForDessert Admin

Uncle Paul, also known as Scrappy the Trainer, is King Crunkey’s uncle. He rescued
young Crunkey after a Wild Zombie stampede and nominated him to lead the original
mission to Crunkeyland. He now serves as training manager and bout coordinator at
Ape-In Boxing Club.

A Twitter post by Dale Gherkins describes Uncle Paul as a fatherly figure who guided
others without leading them astray. As a young surveyor in Crunk Forest in 1988,
he foraged for mushrooms and witnessed the first wormhole explosion on Terra. He
later assisted King Crunkey and remains a respected local figure whose story is 
known to a few trusted companions.

Uncle Paul aka Scrappy the Trainer is King Crunkey’s uncle who saved young Crunkey
after the Wild Zombie stampede and who nominated Young Crunkey to lead the OG mission
to Crunkeyland. Uncle Paul is now the training manager and bout coordinator at Ape-
In Boxing Club.

—
Dale Gherkins on Uncle Paul via Twitter (@11brose)“..to know Uncle Paul is to 
know a Father! ..the man could never-ever lead another man or woman astray.. …Uncle
Paul always knows what’s best.. ..at the end of the day he knows the path for all
of us….back in 88, Uncle Paul was a burgeoning young surveyor in the thicket of 
Crunk Forest.. ..always taking it day by day..he would return home entirely exhausted…
but never empty handed.. ..if not fresh meat..he could at least find some Chaga….
occasionally he’d make it home with a large pack full with Agarikon, but what he
really was searching for were the pristine delicacies: Amanita Muscaria. Where-ever
he’d find one, a dozen followed, enough for the whole entire crew!..until one-day
the Crunktown elites did their damndest to turn him into a bit of a local legend….
the thing is..Uncle Paul hadn’t the slightest clue about any of it.. ..”local Legend
you say…sounds fancy…i got some projects to finish up”.. ..was pretty much the gist
he handed out once the reporters infiltrated his workspace to ask Qs…the story that
they all were after happened while Uncle Paul was diligently on his duties amongst
Crunk Forest.. ..see..Uncle Paul bore witness to the very first wormhole explosion
on Terra..but he wasn’t sure if he’d lost his mind or gone crazy…so he didn’t know
who to tell!..now I can tell ya, that Uncle Paul has shared that story of the WH
with me..and it all adds up..but if you want to hear the truth from the man himself,
you’ll have to find him where he is at…which ain’t any easy task…..now Uncle Paul
does have a few good ole boys, that also can back up his story..but don’t go creating
any sorta villain out of this man…he was just on the job..in the right place and
time..to be of assistance..to the King…i simply can’t say much more about it at 
the moment!..but if you do happen up this smiley old man around Crunktown…let him
know..that ole King Crunkey hasn’t forgotten about Uncle Paul.. ..and above all 
else..he and MooonKey would like to repay their savior sooner than later!” — -DG

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Uncle Paul

Daily Update (2026-08-23): Uncle Paul coordinated bout schedules at Ape-In Boxing
Club and checked in on training progress for the next FC prospects. He still keeps
a close eye on the fighters he helped rescue years ago.